You are about to be woefully neglected, for which I am extremely sorry - not least because you give me something to do other than deal with four-year-old temper tantrums and changing my two-year-old's stinky pants. I apologize in advance. Believe me when I say there is very good reason. Very good. (and it's not the mountain of clean laundry that needs folded nor is it the temptation to pack everything up and head to the beach every single day.)
Thanks for understanding.